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ngomong gini... :
1.hey kok lo mukanya sok cantik bgt
sih?
+ "Sok" itu kan menurut anda, menurut saya "fakta" kok.
2.ko lo pendek sih ?
+ Salahkan gen?
3.eh pinjeem dong kacanya
+ Maaf, kaca orang narsis hanya untuk dirinya sendiri.
4.cantik deh lo
+ Saya tahu itu, thanks anyways.
5.eh eh gue anak terkaya di jakarta
+ Syukurlah kalau begitu...
6.tau ga gue itu anaknya sby !
+ Wah, boleh melamar jadi ibu tiri anda?
7.rambut gue nih keren kan?
+ Oh itu rambut? Saya kira bulu jagung...
8.eh tau ga gue udah 100x pacaran lho
+ Berarti anda sudah 100x diputusin juga? Kasian...
9.najis lo
+ Ha? Mana???
10.alah lo baru 2 kali pacaran aja
+ Baguslah, amin, makasih Tuhan saya tidak seperti anda, hahahaha!
11.ntr klo gue mati gue gentayangin lo
+ Oh terima kasih sekali, itu cita-cita hidup saya kok: digentayangi hantu hihihi ^^
12.gue gampar lo
+ Yah kalau berani silahkan, paling anda pulang dengan hidung berdarah dan pipi biru...
13.aihhhh manis deh
+ Sekali lagi, saya tahu, terima kasih...
14.gue santet lo
+ Iya! SAYA TAHU SAYA MEMANG MANIS! Ngak usah mengancam pakai santet! Saya tahu saya manis sampai-sampai anda mau menyantet!
15.alah anjing lo
+ Anjing? Belajar biologi sana, saya ini termasuk Hono sapiens, bukan keluarga Canis...
16.nyadar lo ga selevel sama gue
+ Kalo level "kebagusan muka" ya jelas, saya kan manis, ngak seperti anda...
17.alah muka lo aja udah kayak
keserempet bajaj
+ Waduh, kalau muka saya seperti keserempet bajaj berarti anda keserempet bajaj, ditabrak gerobak, dihantam boein 737...ckckck...kasihan...
18.lo makan ayam apa sih?
+ Yah, yang jelas orang seperti anda tidak punya cukup uang untuk bisa merasakannya, kasian ^^
19.ah tau aja deh malu gue
+ Ngak usah malu, saya mengerti anda miskin...
20.woo
+ You want to woo me? Nah...
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Tapi sekarang udah bisa koq^^
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Kabar baik...watch dong hehe
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empty... no idea
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